“The best friends are the ones you don’t have to talk to everyday, who understand why you didn’t take their advice to not call him or why you keep going back to him after he breaks your heart, who listens when they’ve heard the same story a thousand times, the ones who call just to say hi, and whether you’re dancing on the table or passed out drunk, they’ll turn and say, hell yeah, that’s my best friend.” — (via eletheowl)
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“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.” — Buddha (via calculatedlogicalandalone)
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“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” — Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma)
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COMING TO FUCK YOU UP
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Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
I still regard this guy as The Most Badass in History.
BEST.
I dont think i have ever heard of anything as genius as this
Oh God. Envy.
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robert frost poem. :)
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“Like my nigga B.I.G. said, It was all a dream” — MIMS
“What’s the point of living if you cant feel alive?”